columbian anteater

the act of snorting cocaine off of a man's erect penis

i saw mommy giving santa a columbian anteater underneath the christmas tree last winter

by dr. tampon pepper July 10, 2010

Columbo

To act in an assuming way in order to trick a person into admitting guilt.

No one knew that John took Sam's wallet until Tommy Columboed John.

by Charles Dominici March 30, 2015

columbian turnover

Having sex with someone missionary, then flipping the participant over, jizzing on their back, sprinkling cocaine over said jizz and snorting up the concoction.

I got a sinus infection from having a columbian turnover.

by PatNAH January 2, 2017

Columbian GoGo Sugar

Pure Columbian cocaine.

Hey, Nick do you wanna go to my house and consume some Columbian GoGo sugar?

by TheDictionaryofGod June 1, 2019

Black Columbus

A person whom is to be blamed for other person's mental illness, the way they do it is via oppressing the victim, to make it become delusional.

"I'm oppressed by mental illness."
"Oh, it's surely because of that one Black Columbus, isn't it!"

by ven_veni August 2, 2021

Lionel Columbus

Distant uncle of Cristopher Columbus

Discovered the country Curaçao, Nicaragua and Estonia all in the space of 1 year

De Paul: "I normally call my boyfriend 'Lionel Columbus' because we find countries that have never made human contact"
Messi: "My boyfriend Rodrigo de Paul and I discovered Curaçao just recently"
De Paul: "Where is Curaçao again??"
Messi: "I forgot since they're so small and irrelevant"
De Paul: "It's ok, now let me give you head"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Columbus Academy

1. A school that raises money to "buy new things" but just wastes ALL the money on turning the AC ALL THE WAY UP and then yelling at the kids for trying to keep warm with hoodies
2. The school is now run by the SAGE mafia
3. A knee-length skirt, tall people discrimination cUlt

4. The freshman class always either looks 12 years old or 17, there is absolutely no in between

1. "I heard you, 17-year-old boys, saying crap in the hallway and I find that very disrespectful, detention for all of you."
2. "what's for lunch today?"
"Some form of chicken or pork covered in some sauce, some bougie-ass rice, and vegetables that are either so soft that it's legit mush oR really hard to the point of breaking your teeth."
3. "Is Columbus Academy fixing the wifi?"
"No, they are building a full balcony for the auditorium that no one asked for."
"well, SHIT."

by tuagkuerhguadfkuvkfhk December 7, 2018