wisconsin construction worker

Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.

Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?

Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?

by rofltower October 1, 2010

construction whores

those nasty chicks who hang out at home construction sites and bring food, beer, cigs and other necassities to the construction site for the workers.

Look at those chicks over there in the '89 Grand Am, bring burger king to big bubba on his backhoe.

by no freakin way August 30, 2005

construction site

Somewhere Noisy Where They Are Building Or Getting Rebuild Anywhere.

I Walk Past The Noisy Construction Site Until I Need To Where Ear Plugs.

by CreaterNow June 26, 2016

Construction worker

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.

Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!

by Brewbank November 10, 2011

Constructophilia

A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.

Matt: Yo sally, have you heard about James and his constructophilia? He totally had sex with a bridge last night!

Sally: What the fuck.

by Bridgelover69 August 8, 2013

contractor

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.

Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.

by napa2004 March 11, 2005

the construction worker

Finishing move used by Jill Chapman on unassuming smart ass friends. Involves digging your pointy elbow into opponent's spine until they submit...or kick your ass. It isnt really a good move... but it has a good name,sucka.

" I am about to unleash a world of CONSTRUCTION WORKER pain upon you!!!!!"

by Jiller* October 14, 2003