Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

consulate

A prize for the runner up in a game to make them feel better for not winning anything.

You were a loser on the Price is Right so here is your consulate prize, a very small bike.

by Amanda Unrau February 6, 2006

Constipate

To stop talking shit and concentrate on the task at hand.

Me: i like lollypops
You: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
Me: hahaha, shh now i must CONSTIPATE i have to get this done

by TheMuffanator March 30, 2011

consistently second

one of the sweetest bands ever; plays high quality music; has a very hott drummer

Consistently Second rocks!

by --- September 1, 2004

Consummate professional

An individual whom believes he or she is the highest intellect or top dog but illicits the exact opposite in his or her audience.

She wrote the personal email from her professional work email account as would be expected of the consummate professional of her caliber.

by T Bag Lawyer February 5, 2019