Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

conwarn

Signs posted on the highway within the vicinity of prisons.

You don't want to pick up hitchhikers when you've seen a conwarn.

She ignored the conwarn and they ofund her dead in a ditch.

by margescan July 29, 2012

conjagurated

When somethings fucked up.

This shits conjagurated, son.

Fucks this conjagurated shit.

by dirtywhiteboy December 22, 2014

conyard

A successful con man who has sex in people's yards.

Jamal: Oi Jono! Do you know what Sam does?
Jono: No, what does he do?
Jamal: he is a professional Conyard.
Jono: No way that would be intense.

by GR33N420W33D July 29, 2014

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Conlard

A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women

Conlard is so strong

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

conlard

A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women

Conlard is the best at one on ones

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017