Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.

OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!

by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.

Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"

by Psycocat May 1, 2021

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

Confetti

Is a great friend when it comes to giving suggestions and ideas.
Doesn’t let you go the boring “flower and chocolates” route with its super pretty and useful gift boxes.

Always available for you when you're confused or running out of time.

Looking for a last minute gift? Just Confetti it!

by thebestgifter November 24, 2021

Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.

John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.

by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020

Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.

Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.

by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025