Culo Confetti

When there residual pieces of toilet paper around the anus, causing it look a small party was had around your butthole.

When tossing his salad I noticed the culo confetti lingering from their previous trip to the bathroom

by ChanelEastCoast69 March 16, 2024

Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark February 27, 2014

Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz October 21, 2008

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

Poop confetti

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

by Clickbyclick October 14, 2016

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 26, 2015

time confetti

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

by zodiacoflom March 04, 2015