Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.

It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.

by hbmn June 29, 2011

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after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

by super_juicebox November 6, 2008

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sexual conditioning

The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.

Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.

by rbones17 October 22, 2014

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Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.

Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.

by Swinford November 16, 2013

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