coincimental

A coincidence that is far to outlandish to be real this being coincimental.
"coinci" part of the word coming from coincidence meaning:a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance.
And the "mental" part of the word coming from the slang and informal usage: slightly daft; out of one's mind; crazy.
Basically a beefing up of the word coincidence.

You and a friend seperatly go shopping for an outfit for a party. Upon arriving at the party both your outfits are identical. "Thats fucking coincimental mate".

by Peet_poo April 4, 2008

continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.

Earth consists of seven continents.

by Gfunk January 18, 2006

condimeat

Meat on Meat – i.e., what you put on your burger with when you’re not a rabbit and need more than mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise to sustain your hunger.

Karl: Yo Wilbur what kinda condimeats you got on that burger?
Wilbur: Aw man I'm loading it up with some salami, bacon, and pastrami.

by samelchaz September 28, 2018

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

Confidential

A term that Adham uses all the time, and a term that Logan Jung Un had copied from Adham

That is extremely confidential Logan. You shall never know.

by Illyathedude February 1, 2022

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

Confidential

in terms of goverment and federal secrecy it is what it is which are the records and information applied about a person or an event...but when a school psychologists says it to a student patient or other corrupt officials working for the school they secretly lie to you and send the information you told in your records in confirmation to your status.

Dr Dennis: Hellow Bill I see youv'e made a dark picture

Bill: Why yes I did but it was only for a while I just wanna go back to class I wont do it again I promise.
Dr Dennis: That's ok just tell me everything about your personal life

Bill:Ok well I get im a naiive shy kid so just don't tell anyone about this please I just wanna move on
Dr Dennis:Don't worry Bill I promise I wont it's all Confidential.

by EmoBread August 17, 2009