Conrad

Someone you meet at the wrong time in your life. When you are with this person you are happy and in love and it feels like nothing else in the world matters. This person will make you feel beautiful and loved, but the only down side is that they can't stand to be alone.
So if you are gone or can't be around them they start to flirt with others and eventually leave you for them.
Making you think that if you met them at a different time in your life, things could of actually ended up better, but no matter what he will hurt you.

He is handsome, smart, funny, intelligent, optimistic, full of wisdom, mysterious, loving, but so damn clueless, selfish, and full of themselves.

Yes a Conrad hurt me, don't make them same mistake....

He's so dreamy, but he hurt me. He's such a Conrad.

by TennesseePiggie05092016 May 28, 2018

Anna Conda

The name used by a guy for a fake girlfriend whose imaginary presence is only invoked as a cover for deviant activities.

Larry, in order to cover up a night of felching with Bruce and Lance, said he was out with Anna Conda.

by reliable_guys December 15, 2010

Conrad M

someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.

I will never want to be friends with Conrad(Cum-Rag)
I Hate Cum-Rag

by Kyle Hussy March 2, 2005

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

Conrad Time

used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time

Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time

by Sugar1524 May 18, 2010

Conradicism

The act of being autistic and depressed

My son is having conradicism and i am really worried

by Alteriar17 August 18, 2019

maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz

damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019