abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.

Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.

by DusterBugless October 2, 2011

Constantinople

A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?

Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.

Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.

Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?

Jack: Who cares.

by The Macedonian May 19, 2005

Constantinople

the word EPIC is HEAVILY over used with things like
"epic fail"
their for in the case of something being truly epic
you well need to use a truly epic word
the word Constantinople well be used in place of epic

dude i fucking caught a shark, that could breath fire wile i fishing. it was Constantinople

by joker gallagher August 20, 2010

constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years. he sits at the egde of the room and stares at you. also he looks at people in the shower and his favourite hobby is rollerskating whilst wanking himself and others (mainly boys) he also loves feta cheese A LOT.

a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi

by dobbydickonastick2809 June 17, 2011

Constantinople

A very long word.

Person 1 - "Constantinople is a very long word, how do you spell it?"
Person 2 - "C-O-N.."
Person 1 - "Wrong, it's I-T!"
Person 2 then punches Person 1

by Ms Bomber June 20, 2009

Constantinople (Istanbul)

The city which connects europe to asia (since europe is smaller) which is under control of the Turkish Republic(It is named Istanbul now, not Constantinople) It has the Golden horn and the Bosphorus. It has been conquered in the 1453 by the Turks by superior tactics (read how before you rage) unlike the "popular" belief the Turkish government does NOT oppress the local churches or likewise because the government has no religion which in anyway will have(The Turkish Republic is not an Islamic government. The leaders do not matter!). The Orthodox church is still present in Istanbul. It is a very cultural city in every way because it simply has every culture in it. The Hagia Sophia is still present and is currently a museum (not a mosque). Istanbul is currently is the 3. largest city in the world with a population of 13+ million people (Whole Greece with 11+ million people and the whole turkey with about 73 million people). To sum up Istanbul was the European cultural capital of 2010, and European capital of sports for 2012. It is in the UNESCO world heritage list since 1985. (This also includes the churches and everything inside it.)

Constantin: Damn oppressive turks, ruining our Hagia Sophia and our churches in Constantinople (Istanbul)

Ali: No we aren't why would you think that?

Constantin: Because you do!

Ali: Have you ever been to Istanbul before?

Constantin: No...

Ali: Well you should before you start talking about somewhere you haven't been to before... Wiki doesn't work sometimes eh?

by EverydayRegularNormalGuy April 26, 2011