colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

colonel ratchet by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

colonel rubens by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

colonel sanders by lazylay76 May 27, 2012

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

Colonel Crawford by mcdaddy124 February 22, 2019

Colonel Washington 

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

Colonel Washington by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

Colonel Ghadaffi 

Derived from British army slang, the NAAFI is the agency that used to provide shops on Army bases. During the working day, soldiers would go in for tea, toast, read newspapers etc.
The Colonel, Ghadaffi.

Are you coming to the Colonel Ghadaffi for a brew?

Colonel Ghadaffi by Nick Piggott July 19, 2006

Colonel Doctor

The act of in which you are a Colonel of something, that may or may not be involved with the BullMoose Club, and you receive your PhD after the fact.Can also be spelled: Col. Doctor, Col. Dr., Colonel Dr., Kernel Dr., Kernel Doctor, Cornhole Dr.

There is only one Colonel Doctor, his name is Col. Doctor.

Colonel Doctor by Dan Jewell March 15, 2005