Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
by BT 2 September 01, 2009
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colonic fumes

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
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Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

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"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"
"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
by Boooose February 27, 2010
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Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
I may need stitches after that colon birth.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
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colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
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colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005
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