Commandotory

When it's mandatory to go without wearing underwear.

The dress code at the bachelorette party was commandotory.

by Brad-Zilla February 20, 2011

Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).

"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015

commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...

Everyone loves Commander Keen

by p00flake July 13, 2006

condo commando

little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.

"Hey, YOU!
NO PARKING IN THE RESERVED SPOTS! YOU VANT YOUR CAR SHOULD BE TOWED, ALREADY?"

by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005

Commandouche

One of the many retarded perks in Modern Warfare.

What the F**K!!?!?!?! COMMANDOUCHE!!!

by TheNinjaOfOz September 1, 2010

cobra commander

the dominate male

clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)

by turbos July 1, 2010

armchair commando

If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!

An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia

guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said

by aJork July 3, 2009