Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.

We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...

by joskarith November 11, 2004

Twerk Cluster

Where there are three or more twerk sessions in one area.

Davon: Aye bruh you should go over there with ya girl and make that a twerk cluster

Jaquante: Ight man i will

by BLT2go124 June 16, 2010

Knuckle Cluster

The name given to a gathering of lesbians, typically consisting of at least three.

Bro, did you go to that party last night?
Yeah, there were a ton of lesbians, it was a real knuckle cluster.

by chevyboyusa February 4, 2021

Cluster Fluff

A polite version of Cluster Fuck

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.

by Dr Omega May 4, 2011

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

database clusters

The pathetic excuse tumblr used to justify the excruciatingly long period of time the site was down on 6-7/12/2010.

Commonly recognised in the phrase: "We're working quickly to recover from an issue in one of our database clusters. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience."

1: "How's you day been?"
2: "Refreshing"
1: "Why refreshing? Did you go for a swim? Have a shower? Sit under a waterfall?"
2: "No, I sat inside refreshing TUMBLR ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE FCUKING DATABASE CLUSTERS"

by -katt December 6, 2010

nut cluster

Your nut cluster is your ball sack.

My Nut Cluster itches/

by Andy Olson March 7, 2008