retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.

That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Clump

Clumps are a entity of the Backrooms which are a collection of human limbs. They are sentient creatures, and are hostile.

Clumps are found in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 2, 2019

Clump Nugget

A clump nugget is a handsome young man, with an amazing personality which women cannot resist.

Look at that clump nugget, God I want him to shower me with bugs after consummation.

by Klazo58 September 14, 2019

Clump

A foolish person. A person who needs help

Your such a clump

by King_solo November 3, 2018