Clunked

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

Cluelicity

a state of being clueless; a complete absence of awareness of the world in which they exist; a pervasive condition rendering a creature clueless and incapable of any cognitive functions or responses to events transpiring in their sphere of existence.

The person driving in the middle lane of an interstate doing 50 miles per hour in a 70 zone suffers cluelicity.

by Birder Emeritus June 21, 2015

Cluckernut

White wanna be country boys from the suburbs who have big trucks and small dicks

“Look at all the white pickup trucks, must be the cluckernuts.”

by Serena1mr July 9, 2018

Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.

The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.

by QuacksO May 29, 2018

cluckenfarten

Someone who has eaten to many eggs and is suffering with excess wind

O really you don’t want 3 eggs you will get cluckenfarten

by Theo’s taxi July 24, 2019

clukitea

the most sexy being alive

damn i wanna smash clukitea

by largecaca January 1, 2021

Clunkel

A “Clunkel” is when three trees decide to have an intense threesome, while all of them are on the toilet shitting.

Person 1: A Clunkel was going on in the school bathroom today.

Person 2: Wow, wish I was there!

by Clunks August 21, 2022