Playground's Closed

When the old ladys' knocked up and you aint getting any tail

my wife is pregnant but i want some pussy, i guess the playground's closed.

by urquie8910 January 24, 2011

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

closed

This is very similar to 'owned'.

A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.

It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.

- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.

by Chioniso June 1, 2007

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.

They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

no example

by kalsjdfkl;asf February 2, 2003

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003