crowning

Your anus is stretched and ready to release a giant monkey tail

I was in desperate need of a crapper. The head of my baby monkey was crowning.

by jerk store June 17, 2016

Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

kickin' and clownin'

acting up

Shanique told Marcus, "Quit kickin' and clownin'" when he was acting up.

by whitegurrrrl October 17, 2013

clownin

when u have something better than someone else

damn dawg, you be clownin on dat fewl with ur duces! And he is only rollin 18's.

by jordan December 2, 2003

Crowning

An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.

Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011

Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief

Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!

by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009

Clowningitis

Being a goofy motherfucker, acting like a ACTUAL clown, won’t stop talking! Also know as clown syndrome.

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE CLOWNINGITIS!

by Hi_123456 October 29, 2019