by kai March 24, 2005
Get the cluckhead bitch mug.A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008
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Naval Airman or Aircraft Handler - Royal Navy slang for a rating that carries out flight deck or hangar operations. They are aircraft movers and specialist aircraft Fire Fighters. Also known as 'Wedge Technicians'
by WAFU March 8, 2008
Get the chockhead mug.someone that keeps doin stupid shit over and over, and decides not to use their common sense when there doin something.
by iyannak April 20, 2008
Get the [crackhead] mug.when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.
by Vec849 January 29, 2010
Get the crackhead suzy mug.Literally means 'realised' or 'understood', virtually always said after just - just clocked on (just realised)
by Spice Tropics May 6, 2013
Get the clocked on mug.A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.
People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009
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