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Chotch Clocking

Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.
"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."

"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"

"And How!"
by monstercock was taken June 9, 2009
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Belt Clocker

A belt clocker is the urban term for cycling commuter. Since normal clothes are worn during the commute a belt must be clocked approximately 45 degrees to normal to avoid gut pinch and hair pull while cycling.
Two guys driving (1st guy) " Man I see that guy on his bike like every day " (2nd guy) "yeah peep money's steelo, he's a belt clocker fo sho"
by River City Cyclist July 17, 2009
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Bundy Clocking

Sitting on your friends nose with no pants on.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.

Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
I saw the photo of you tea baggin me at that party. Funny, original, creative.
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)

There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.

Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.

Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.

I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.

A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
by Professor Beatnik April 28, 2011
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Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell
Aye nigga this wood clockin
by Moetherealest June 8, 2022
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Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.
"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"
by P.Kong October 18, 2009
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clockin'

bitching, whining, going off, or in general acting out of the ordinary.
Yesterday Jared cut his foot and was clockin' all day.
by pregunta April 22, 2006
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clocked

to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol
"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"
by §håÐðw May 21, 2004
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