september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022

These girls know how to party. They are laid back and know how to have a good time. Their wardrobe consists of bathing suit thongs, small shorts, and crop tops. Friday nights are the best with them, they stay out late and drink till their blacked. Their hair is either bright blonde or dark and wavy, these girls are the ones you want to spend your highschool experiences with. They are extremely hot, but be warned, they are players and will most likely get with each and every one of you. Don’t take these bitches for granted, they are opened minded and easy to talk to.
by Girlinthecurl February 10, 2021

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.
Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
by schluschl February 28, 2025

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Clement is someone who doesn't care about what his name means on Urban Dictionary, especially when it is overwhelming his IG Stories feed.
by CNX84 November 24, 2021

Clement is an amazing person that is willing to give up the world for the girl he loves.. Those who are loved my him, are extremely lucky. He is the model child and always does his best to fulfill the expectations of others. He will cherish and love the girl he loves with his heart's fullest content. The girl who has him now, will never want to let him go. He can be serious at times, but tho those he loves, he will be the the light that keep everyone smiling. I love clement
Person A : Wow, Clement is such a awesome husband!
Person B : I know right, you can ask his wife, Alyssa
Person A : Wow, Clement is really heads over heels in love with Alyssa
Person B : Yes, Alyssa is so lucky to have him
Person B : I know right, you can ask his wife, Alyssa
Person A : Wow, Clement is really heads over heels in love with Alyssa
Person B : Yes, Alyssa is so lucky to have him
by His Universe December 2, 2021

Brandon is loyal and loving he will love you forever if he loves you .you are a lucky woman when he falls he falls fast and hard he will ride and die for you he will make you feel like a queen he has a large penis he works hard and know how to treat a woman he is respectful and gas no kids isn't on probation and is attracted to blonds with blue grey eyes has 7sisters no brothers is family oriented and doesn't care about anyone but his partner she is the only opinion that madders to him he cares about getting his woman off before getting himself off
by Brandon clement December 30, 2024
