cavetown

a really poggers guy

lillith: i like cavetowns music
edna: hes such a sweet guy
edith: cant argue with that

by charl1e February 17, 2021

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS

"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

rocky cave

A female's vagina that looks nice on the outside and ready for exploring, but once inside the cave a large discovery of genital warts tarnish the adventure.

Cody told me that the bitch he fucked had a really rocky cave.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Clit Cave

A slang term for the Clitoral-Hood, in which the clit hides, untill the girl is sexually stimulated.

Man, that girl last night, just wouldn't let her clit out of the clit cave

by Redwings Addict August 20, 2008

Cave Monkey

A melanin-deficient person with Neanderthal DNA, AKA white people.

"This Cave Monkey really came in here smelling like a wet dog. Ugh."

by IBTAL December 10, 2019

Minty Cave

The act of performing oral sex on a female with gum in your mouth. Often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the vagina.

Bro: "Dude i totally gave that bitch the Minty Cave"

Bro #2: "Who wants cottage cheese!"

Unsuspecting Victim: "I DO! I DO!"

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

Calvert Hall College

Known as CHC. A Catholic prep school on the outskirts of Towson, the prep capital of Maryland, next to a sweet ass shopping center. The campus is dominated by a huge football stadium that rivals most local colleges. Calvert Hall is the archrival of fellow Catholic prep school Loyola Blakefield. Loyola students enjoy chanting "white trash" at Calvert Hall students while sipping on wine and eating cheese during lax games while the CHC guys are happy with kicking ass in the parking lot and celebrating with a cigarette and a beer. CHC and Loyola play their rivalry football game at Ravens Stadium every Thanksgiving morning therefore most CHC students never make it to Thanksgiving dinner due to severe hangovers. You can find CHC guys at parties all over sporting polo, abercrombie, khakis, plaid shorts and loafers or sandals. But don't let the clothes make you confuse them with white bred, blue blooded, old money WASP's from Gilman, St. Paul's, McDonogh and Boy's Latin. These pusses have the money and the big houses in Roland Park but get their asses kicked alot and rarely get ass outside of Bryn Mawr. If someone gets kicked out of the party for fighting and they're not from a public school, it's probably a CHC guy. If you go to Calvert Hall you're either a Mick, a Wap or a Pollock and if you're not you're probably one of those WASP's who couldn't get into Gilman and didn't feel like paying for Boy's Latin. Calvert Hall guys are easily identified by their gold, corduroy letterman jackets and shaggy hair. At CHC if you're rich you're from Towson, Homeland or Jacksonville and if you're not you're from Perry Hall, Parkville or if you're really lucky Essex. Calvert Hall is an athletic powerhouse rivaled only by Dematha and Mt. St. Joe in the state. The mascot is a cardinal but it's really the prodigy Brother Andrew. Very good. Calvert Hall students are known to be drunks, stoners or assholes by other prep schools but it's probably because the other schools have to much money shoved up their asses to have a good time. If you get kicked out of CHC you'll end up at Dulaney, Parkville, Perry Hall or Boy's Latin. If you're a Calvert Hall guy you're probably banging a Mercy chick but dating a Maryvale or NDP chick. If you're really desperate you might be banging a Bryn Mawr or St. Tims chick that some Gilman dude couldn't reel in with his bank rolls.
FTD

-The Ravens Stadium parking lots before Turkey Bowl.
-The ramp on free period
-Ask the Virgin Mary

by CHC04 April 28, 2005