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Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.
The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!
by TasteMonger November 17, 2017
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clariel

a claire who goes up to ring a doorbell and it plays ‘under the sea
‘that was such a clariel moment
by cheekywilly101 May 19, 2022
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Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.
"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
by MissGuts January 5, 2022
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Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011
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clarice doucette

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.
Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.
by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018
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Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet
Clarinets are the best instruments ever!
by squidward333 January 10, 2019
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flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank
she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.
by Double D November 28, 2003
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