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Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.
"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
by MissGuts January 5, 2022
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A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

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Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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-written by a clarinet
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a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank
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