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three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 12, 2008
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female circumcision

euphemism for female castration; partial or complete removal of clitoris; female genital mutilation (FGM). For males, see Castration.
After female circumcision, the mutilated victim can suffer life long complications.
by DBmsw October 14, 2018
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Hillbilly circumcision

When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.
Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).
by Evan6219 June 8, 2019
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West Virginian Circumcision

The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.
"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"

"I don't know, how?"

"You kick his sister in the mouth..."

"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."
by The Roogle August 25, 2009
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gekyume circumcision

gekyume circumcision is one of the biggest events on earth, gekyume circumcision will take place on a jahcoin while a chain saw in use to cut that cringe ass foreskin off.
"Yo bitch we gotta get to that gekyume circumcision" said Mohammad to Jesus
by ogaboga911 February 14, 2019
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roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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circumcision scar

The superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circumcision.
Every man deserves a circumcision scar(Except for fucking intactivists
by ThePainGodM November 30, 2015
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