He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.
by madamliang May 16, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Synonymous with angel. He is amazing in every sense of the word! Everything he touches exudes awesome! He pours his heart and soul into all that he does. He excels at work, a true leader....always willing to get his hands dirty. He’s literally a genius. He’s a giver! He’s kind....he literally will give the shirt/jacket off of his back to those in need! He’s an animal lover...particularly horses and bull dogs. He is dedicated to his family and friends. He’s brutally honest! He’s loyal! He’s hilarious! Multifaceted, he aims to please! And he’s so so sexy and hot! He has beautiful mesmerizing eyes that you want to stare into all day and night while he makes sweet passionate love to you (of course he’d call it something else).
by NikkiJay March 25, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is an outstanding person. He’s intelligent, funny, handsome, and very loving. If you’re an person that he loves very much, he’ll around the world and back to make you happy. Although he’s very intelligent, he’ll make choices that aren’t exactly the smartest. Overall, Christopher is an Outstanding person!
Person 1: Are you friends with Christopher ?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: How is he?
Person 4: He’s one-of-a-kind
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: How is he?
Person 4: He’s one-of-a-kind
by 2SHeIsTy July 3, 2022
Get the Christophermug. Christopher is and always a awesome person. Shows off to his friends but is kind to people that he cares about. Christopher is a serious person but if you know him deep down, he is caring loving and your best friend. He puts a smile on your face when you are down. Even though he is busy at times he always think of his loved ones! If I were to give someone that spreads courage, it would be him. He shows he cares through the words he says and the actions he makes. Sometimes, he makes wrong choices to somethings but when he really wants something done he sticks to it. Christopher is a keeper if you find one. He also warns your heart when down and makes stupid jokes but honestly regrets if he hurts someone. Don’t get upset if he makes a joke about you, he is teasing you cause he loves you deeply or he just really cares for you! He makes and creates dirty jokes and he makes the best puns ever! Christopher is a great friend to have and Best friend!! Also Christopher is passionate to what he does and he is quit a gentle man. He flirts with you and hopefully he sees that you like it and continues. He also melts your heart and makes you feel safe! Christopher is the best person to know when you need a friend!
by Sweet cake Liz September 7, 2018
Get the Christophermug. by wanking December 12, 2016
Get the Christophermug. An EXTREAMLY fineee guy with nice nipples, ass and penis =).
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Has sudden outbreaks of being a complete jackass, but makes it up to you edventually. Christopher's aren't afraid to pleasure a guy's needs as well..lucky fools!! =D.
Becca- "Wow, did you just see that hot stud walk by?"
Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."
James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"
James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"
Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
Kaitlyn- "Yea gurll..James and I slept with him last weekend."
James- "Dayumm straight we did. It was pre much the most fabulousss experience ever!!"
James- "Yo. Christopher. We still on for next weekend?"
Christopher- "Yea dude. I call top this time ;)."
by 151yum March 8, 2009
Get the Christophermug. A Peruvian slang term for "hand job," also a common name in South America.
The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."
The name is commonly misspelled "Chestyfurr."
Dexter: Hey bro, Chris gave me a Christopher.
Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?
Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.
Khamid: Did you pay him?
Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.
Khamid: Oh yeah, How was your Christopher?
Dexter: That was the best Christopher I've ever had. Chirs did a great job with my Christopher.
Khamid: Did you pay him?
Dexter: No, Chirs did it for free.
by Blow me 155 (: March 4, 2009
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