choobert

distant cousin of choob plus hewbert, plus hebrew. choobert means little 7 year old dumbass blond shitlicker from england who likes to steal dreidels from babies. it also means you did something really dumb n immature.
CHOOBERT= HEBREW+CHOOB+HEWBERT

"i just pissed on a cop car"
damn ur such a choobert, dude!! RUN!

by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

Coomer

A Boomer that is a cunt

That Boomer is just a Coomer

by Coolio_ March 21, 2020

chooser

noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar

excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."

by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

Choobers

Choober

Someone who partakes in the publishing of choobs on social media sites as defined by choobers.com

by Phillpal June 14, 2011

Choober

Similar to a Dubber. A lovable Buffoon who mangles words.

He called Nitro Nero, man that guy is a real Choober.
10,000 Signs with the wrong artwork? Choober fucked me again!

by philzebub October 22, 2014

Chooter

Someone who is usually faithful, but cheats while "Out Of Town" on buisness

"Even though she's married, my co-worker Stacy turned into a real chooter last night after a couple of drinks!"

by Phil A.C.O July 28, 2016

chooper

to eat chocolate, snapchat people and nap all at the same time-essentially, the most elite multitasking of all

*dahlia eating hershey’s chocolate, snapping matty b and deep asleep.*
me: look at dahlia, what a chooper

by monotheisticdentist December 23, 2019