clout chasing calpurnia crackheads

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them

Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018

cluckhead bitch

good for nothing bitch always begging for shit

oh lord here comes that cluckhead bitch

by kai March 24, 2005

functioning crackhead

A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.

Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.

Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead

by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008

[crackhead]

someone that keeps doin stupid shit over and over, and decides not to use their common sense when there doin something.

Crackhead: What city does the Chicago Bears play for?
Person:Um Duh! Chicago, crackhead!

by iyannak April 20, 2008

crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010

computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

crackhead

Somebody who does crack regulary and gets addicted. Thus becoming a crackhead.

Mr. Angell is SUCH a crackhead!

by Roxy January 11, 2005