Chipper

A simp that cant hop his lowrider over a bag of potato chips

2 licks on the switch and hes still a chipper

by Switchhappy May 26, 2021

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 26, 2022

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 12, 2021

Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Chipper Chi

The happiness and good spirit essence that emanates from an individual.

Her chipper chi is way too strong Monday morning at work. I haven't had any time to wake up yet!!

by HomeSkillet85 March 4, 2011

Chippers

Sometimes pronounced "Chippahs" by many Boston natives and common hockey feens;

A nickname for the fast food restaurant Chipotle

"Hey, Chris you wanna go to Chippers??"

by shashahah April 27, 2023