Charleston Chew

The act of pulling an elderly southern Belle, having her remove her dentures and gum ones nut satchel.

Eric: " Dude! What was up with that blue hair you were skeezing on yesternight?!?"
Ferg: "Who, Gertrude? Bro, I bought her a couple Gin Rickeys and she gave me the ole Charleston Chew in her Mercury Sable!"

by The turd abibes October 26, 2016

chewing lyrics

When someone is bad at lip-syncing.

If someone's lips aren't matching the timing of the song it often looks like they are chewing.

Most often use on tiktok and instagram

"Did you see Addison rae's tiktok last night? She was totally chewing lyrics."

by sirsior July 18, 2022

chew me

Another term for a female to give oral sex to a male partner.

Soph can u chew me please.

by Slick talk July 06, 2017

Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Chewing on Ice

When one falls, gets hurt, or tries to attempt an action and fails miserably

Guy 1: "What'd you think of the exam?"
Guy 2: "It sucked, I was chewing on ice the whole time!"

Or

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that guy fall off his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yea, he chewed ice!"

by MartentheGreat February 16, 2020

Chewed cigar

A chewed cigar is an uncircumcised penis.

Anthony and I were getting hot and heavy until I saw he had a chewed cigar. That was deal breaker.

by Killacase77 September 04, 2015