Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural

Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!

by Cha0tic_Fire October 31, 2017

hot cheetos

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.

Person 1: "Hey those are my hot cheetos! I`ve caught you red-handed.. literally!"
Hahahahaha.. no.

by iHateEmos July 11, 2007

Chester Cheeto

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.

Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

chester cheetos head sex moves handjob kent state edinboro

by moseschristianseanathontheIII October 7, 2011

Cheeto Ipad

When a autistic kid spills his oven baked Cheetos on his cracked iPad mini 1 with an otter box on it. He was also drinking Hi-C to make sure his iPad was extra sticky to play Clash Royale and Minecraft. He gets bored and breaks his iPad.

This kid is such a Cheeto iPad. He just broke a wall!

by The other hand I have been in May 16, 2017

cheeto-y

The state of being coated in Cheeto residue.

Tehloller's hands were all cheeto-y after eating that entire bag.

by Runen March 30, 2006

cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017