1. A pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
2. A person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. Those cereal pirates dented this box of Cocoa Puffs!
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
2. Man, she's such a cereal pirate. I can't believe she farted in front of your parents.
by argh! April 12, 2006
Cereal is supposed to sound like serious. While syrup represents the sugar coating of the truth or a lie. So, the whole phrase is: seriously, no lie.
by JHUBois October 04, 2015
When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)
I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.
by Kanji_Flufenoff August 07, 2010
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
by jeny February 26, 2008
by Gastón Haro September 12, 2007
by jayveeeeee October 05, 2008
When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.
Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!
Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.
by Thundercock 5000 March 09, 2019