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Get the CEPTHESECOND mug.1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.
2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
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2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"
by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 11, 2008
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A "dead arm" punch that consists of you punching someone in the tricep and bicep at the same time. Just like the headache punch, you use both hands at the same time to sandwhich the the tricep and bicep between your fists. Causes ultimate pain.
by awesomedefinitiondude July 12, 2011
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by eagle553 April 3, 2019
Get the Cephy mug.Because my friend ditched me at the movie theater, our group of friends started calling him "cephas."
by Adam56 March 23, 2008
Get the cephas mug.Fat, morbidly obese women arms. The upper bicep area. Replaces tricep with fat. No definition of muscle whatsoever just fat. It resembles the nimble muscular body of a Buffalo or bison
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Get the Bison-ceps mug.A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.
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Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!
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