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celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.
So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.
by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014
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Celebrity Bucket Kickers

A fictional game/reality show created by a certain troll in the online game show community. It's a stupid concept where the troll announces a celebrity had passed away by stating that said celebrity was a contestant on that day's episode of Celebrity Bucket Kickers.
All posts that announce that a deceased celebrity was on Celebrity Bucket Kickers should get the poster who posted it automatically banned!
by John2019 June 5, 2023
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celebritology

The contemporary worship of entertainers in American culture, including actors and actresses, singers, dancers, athletes, television commentators, politicians, and Reality TV stars.
The fact that more people watch American Idol than participate in political elections is evidence of American celebritology.
by darkbeats July 7, 2010
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ignore celebrities day

on december 10th we will be ignoring celebrities because why the hell not. so basically we don’t like their post or any content they post
guy 1: hey u heard it’s ignore celebrities day today?
guy 2: damn really i just like kylies new post

guy 1: then unlike it dumbass
by heyyoubeyterlikethisrn December 7, 2020
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Dangerously Thin Celebrities

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.
person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.
by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010
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That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected
UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.
by thebananaman May 12, 2023
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Celebrity Skin

#1. An awesome song by the band Hole
#2. The feeling or being you get when you've been causing scandal/ gossip.
Guy 1- Hey baby, i hear ya got wasted on the weekend and slept with my friend here
Guy 2- Yeah, you were so good that I got it on tape
Girl 1- Oh no I shouldn't have done that
Girl 2- Girl, you've got Celebrity Skin
by shani. x October 19, 2008
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