The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
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