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Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.
Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters
by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021
mugGet the Carpentersmug.

tara carpenter

a badass who can literally take my children <33
"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.
by 5cy7h3 August 27, 2023
mugGet the tara carpentermug.

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
mugGet the Festival Carpentermug.

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
mugGet the The shaky carpentermug.

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
by The Comic November 5, 2012
mugGet the The Angry Carpentermug.

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019
mugGet the carpenter gripmug.

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