Carbon County

A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.
Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*
by the1jew October 03, 2018
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carbon fever

a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.
random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."

his wife: " he must have carbon fever."
by alan68 February 03, 2013
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carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.
Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
by El Bicho April 10, 2010
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Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.
Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
by Ghoul July 27, 2018
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Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.
Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.
by Sexydimma December 05, 2022
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Carbon monoxide

What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.
If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.
by Solid Mantis April 15, 2021
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Carbon-speaker

Someone who's words are so useless and stupid, the only value they have is to provide carbon dioxide for plants
I would believe him, but he's such a carbon-speaker
by IzEliz April 29, 2015
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