Caramel Spongebob

Caramel Spongebob is when you take a yellow sponge while taking a squat to wipe the shit off your butt.

Meghan Trainor had to do a caramel spongebob after having a trenta ice coffee with milk and sweetener.

by Moocow1987 July 2, 2016

Caramel Blast

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth then have her lick your anus as you proceed to have diarrhea in her mouth. This causes projectile vomiting that looks like caramel. Hence the name, caramel blast.

That chick passed out after I gave her a caramel blast.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

Salted caramel

When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesn’t come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of “I’m annoyed at you” but “I care about you” in one response.

Make sure your response is salted caramel.

Examples; “I’m sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didn’t reply to my text”

“I saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice me”

by Respondant February 12, 2018

caramel popcorn

a shit with corn in it.

Hey dude, I left a bowl of caramel popcorn in the bathroom for you.

by pedro phyle December 5, 2013

caramel drizzle

The leakage from your anus when you drink too much Folgers flavored coffee.

Oh man, stay away from the Folgers flavored k-cups! I just filed my pants with caramel drizzle...

by McEnroe SD October 7, 2013

Caramel Apple

A sexual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the shit covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso...

i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. :) Yum! Caramel Apple!

by BungMaster11 November 17, 2011

caramel ass

Origin: Six Months to Live on Channel101.com. A fantastical ass made of sweet confection that would theoretically cause everyone to fall in love with the owner, would solve problems, and can enable one to fly.

I don't need a caramel ass when I've got friends like you.

by JDW May 14, 2005