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Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.
You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.
by private-polymath November 25, 2018
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Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.
I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping
by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017
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capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006
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caprants

Caprants are a mixture of pants and capris, hence the name. They are not short pants, nor capris, they are caprants. You will cringe when you see them.
Hint: If the bottom of the "pants" hit the top of the ankle bone, those are the perfect definition of caprants.
"Oh my god monique, check out that girl. MAJOR CAPRANTS ALERT"
by Sophie Demers April 1, 2008
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Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.
If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.
by Nick D October 2, 2003
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Carina

An amazing friend and a beautiful soul. She is always there for you at the drop of a hat. She loves to party and tequila runs through her mexican veins. She loves deeply gives much. She has the longest legs and the most beautiful eyes.
Carina knows everyone.
Carina is so loving!
by kaska de March 21, 2010
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loud cappin

means to spill someones secrets aloud; to put someone on blast; to tell everyone in the vicinity what someone is trying to sneak and do
Classroom full of people,

Earl: (whispering) Man I got so high last night!

Tyrone: (talking really loud) Whaaat, You got high last night, man why you didn't call me?

Earl: Man why you gotta be loud cappin me like that?
by MsDesyBaby October 2, 2010
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