Cantonnn

A funny person who doesn't know what lavender smells like.

Cantonnn has never even heard of the plant ginger before.

by the thicc bee April 28, 2021

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Cantwantto

Meaning don't want to do something to a degree of can't being able to

"time to get up"
"But I cantwantto"

by Sparky777! March 4, 2022

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

by random person (racist) November 3, 2023

Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024

Benjamin Canton

A bitch ass nigga who has zero friends and lives in a dirty ass city. Has no life and doesn’t do anything outside School

Look at that bitch nigga Benjamin Canton. Has zero hoes

by Benjamin Canton May 11, 2022

The Canton

The act of being unwillingly sodomized by a so-called friend

my first night in prison, I was introduced to the CANTON

by Jh007 June 27, 2024