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Camilla the cannoli 

Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up
on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence
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Stroking the Cannoli 

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
Stroking the Cannoli by penissemen October 12, 2019

Walker County Cannoli 

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.
Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli 

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

Old Fashioned Cannoli 

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
Old Fashioned Cannoli by Bluntzie September 19, 2023