candles lit

In the escort world it means to be ready for a customer

Sorry, I don't have my candles lit till 10

by hoho12354 April 11, 2009

Candle Monster

Noun; The image of an uninviting face on / in a used candle.

The image usually appears in / on a candle after its initial lighting; much like the images of Jesus or Mother Teresa. Sighting one of these images is commonly considered one of the nine signs that bad karma is upon you. Maharaja – Tugnma’puda is the first to document the discovery of a candle monster. Tugnma’puda’s life was cut short not long after noticing the image of a monstrous face in the side of one of his beloved sacramental candles. Those who discover a candle monster are urged to disgard of the candle as soon as possible. Allowing the candle to burn completely seals the negative karma with the origional finder.

by candlewithoutaface December 4, 2010

Candler

the best party dancer ever

"Is that a Candler?! He lights up the whole dance floor"

by pritprit September 21, 2016

Candle cunt

A woman who wont stop going on about her scented candles and takes great pleasure in mocking other peoples candles

Say man, that Shauna is a real candle cunt. She won’t stop taking shit about my candles

by Turdy McDownUnder October 22, 2020

Dark Candle

A Black Man or Woman who does not cast a Shadow because they are too black.

Wasup mah bruver, yous a dark candle or whats?

by Tim232 February 13, 2010

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson August 16, 2016

Interfaith candle

another way of saying masturbate

“Dude I’m so horny I need to light my interfaith candle”

by Randy Keshlum August 7, 2018