Calder

Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.

"Hey Calder, My friend was taking pictures of you while you were snowboarding... Look!"

by ToldyaIdpost September 13, 2011

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005

Calfer

A legendary dude with a fat cock

Calfer has a huge peen

by fat cock enthuisiast August 21, 2018

background caller

someone who is in the background telling the person on the phone what to say

Tell Caitlin to stop being a background caller when I'm on the phone with you

by underarmourphenom17 August 9, 2009

Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011

Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003