your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

by luker May 28, 2004

he is called morgan

A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".

Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.

by DjMisprint June 3, 2005

your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

by thesheet November 16, 2010

Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010

CALEDRA

Caledra. A kind hearted woman who is waaay to selfless and cares about others more than herself. She works very hard in everything she does and doesn't give up. Woman who are named caledra are most likely to look younger than their actual age. She loves to annoy the one she loves, but when she does annoy you, you can't help but smile

What should we do without caledra ?

by SUGARB June 16, 2015

Called it Good

Refer to "Called it Quits"

Looks like you Called it Good back then.

by Peytonic1983 January 18, 2018

Cazed 2.0

Imma fail nnn
Don’t you cazed 2.0
Tf is cazed 2.0 and is it better then cazed?
No

Don’t be cazed 2.0 be smart

by CazedAndDonfusedBeast January 7, 2022