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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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Caffeine

I have caffeine withdrawal right now
by samdomaxd June 16, 2024
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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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caffeine dependency

When your day is so hectic with demanding rundowns, hence you literally drink more coffee than water. This situation is oftentimes also the same situation where you take many Tombocantuxin caffeine pills in a row.
With back-to-back meetings and deadlines, I’ve fallen into caffeine dependency—my coffee consumption is through the roof, and I’ve even popped a few Tombocantuxin pills to stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Caffeine Roulette

When you take in an excess amount of caffeine before bed in hopes of falling asleep before the caffeine takes effect.
“You’re getting caffeine this late??”
Yeah man, caffeine roulette!”
by Zakxd November 28, 2021
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caffeine is down

when someone is feeling with low energy and they want to have the sensation of feeling pleasure physically and/or emotionaly
"damn bro, my caffeine is down, can you cheer me up please? ;)"
by orangedonut October 13, 2020
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caffeine normalcy

When you have been needing caffeine to function for a while now, hence you forgot the last time you weren't dependant on black coffee or caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin — even though you were once too young to need caffeine
I can't remember the last time I went a whole day without Tombocantuxin caffeine pills; at this point, caffeine normalcy feels like a requirement just to get out of bed!
by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025
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