by OldDogg January 17, 2021
The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.
Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...
Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"
Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"
Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 3, 2011
Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.
by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020
Someone who is against the idea of happiness. They're probably also against the idea of puppies and kittens .
by HMUbaby January 18, 2022
1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.
2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.
3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.
2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.
3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.
I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023