Cabbaging

Cabbaging is the act of having sex with a friends entire family at the same time, obviously the friends family are sick and enjoy incest anyway otherwise how else would YOU know them. Cabbaging also involves family pets, deceased family members and very often household furniture.

Breaking laws on incest, necrophilia and the Ikea 12 month guarantee, Cabbaging is popular in many parts of the world. Mostly Germany.

Joe: "Hey Scott guess what I did last night?"
Scott: "Cabbaged my family?"
Joe: "You were there? Oh yeah, you were between the goldfish and your father."
Scott: "I love cabbaging"

by Dave Esquire July 16, 2008

Cabbage

A word used to describe someone who is known to act an idiotic or foolish fashion because of an ability to act in a normal and acceptable manner . This can cover anything from not knowing the answer to a simple question to partaking in acts of cabbagery such as not using an indicator when making a maneuver in a car.

Andy: "Paul M you're a fucking cabbage because you ate my chicken salad again"

by BigAndyB August 7, 2019

Cabbage

Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.

Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.

by non giron October 1, 2012

Cabbage

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012

Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005

Cabbage

While in sex, the male inserts his penis then lifts the rest of his ballsack into the vagina, mouth, ass

Guy: I cabbaged her so hard last night.

by Captain Immy May 3, 2011