Canandaigua

A small town of about 18,000 (including town and city)in western upstate New York. Known for its lake south of the town, which holds some of the most expensive lake real estate in the country (basically affluent people from Rochester/out of state that buy summer houses). Although most people are year round residents (I am one of them) many do not own property on the lake. Despite what most people/visitors believe, the town is far from rich or snobby (compared to the wealthy suburbs of Rochester like Pittsford) with most people fitting into the middle/upper middle class category. During the summer many people visit the hyped up Rosland Water Park, only to find that it's a waste of time and money. During the winter however, one can ski at Bristol Mountain which is about a 15 minute drive from the town. Most kids living in Canandaigua attend Canandaigua Academy (the public high school) and participate in sports or art/drama.

Canandaigua is a good place to grow up with the lake during the summer, and skiing in the winter.

by Fenway182 June 29, 2007

New Canaan

Home of 'The Gang', a group of juniors. This group has managed to cause every student at New Canaan High School the desire to kill themselves upon hearing the phrase "soo funny" one more time. The use of similar phrases, such as "soo mean", "don't know what to do with myself","this is me laughing", or "laughing so hard right now" also have the same effect on members of the student body who unfortunately sit close enough to the junior side of the lounge to hear these much-hated words.

"Why is New Canaan SO funny. I am laughing so hard right now."

by herewegoroms April 3, 2005

new canaan

stupidest fucking town on the face of this earth
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!

omg urban dictionary wow something to do with our waste-of-time lives beside sit around and get high and drunk!!! YAY
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)

by nick discala April 13, 2005

new canaan

whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.

am i not a risque kid???

by risky April 4, 2005

new canaan

Charlay Johnson spanks his hog way too much! 8=====> MYESS :)

yay charlay (^) (^) yay charlay you look like wubbert bwoshzio

by J. Rooker April 5, 2005

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!

rivals...that means 2 teams that are EQUAL...sorry you can't really compare...

by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005

New Canaan

New Canaan is a town where they have nothing better to do except go into town (where there is completely nothing to do except go to Starbucks - explains why none of them are stick thin, huh?) and make fun of Darien kids. Even though they don't understand that yes, Darien is richer, has a better school system, AND is better at sports, they still feel the need to call us "D-Baggers". Way to be creative. They don't even wear very preppy clothes, and basically have no lives. Plus, hardly any of the Moms drive around in their Cadaliac Escalades. They drive around in Honda SUVS (yeah thats really classy, guys.) They try to act rich, but really they aren't getting anywhere. Plus, even though New Canaan Country Day is there, doesn't mean it's only New Canaan kids. Half the population is kids from Darien! Also, since the town has atleast 3 sketchy areas (i.e. the teen center, HELLO?!) the police sit around all day waiting for something to happen. Also they stop kids from Darien just cause we're from Darien. Thats what you call a real "life"! Exicting town, huh? basically all in all, New Canaan sucks.

Today after school in town, I saw some D-Baggers and told them to go home! I'm so funny! I also told them that since we are so fake in New Canaan that "We were richer than them!!!"

by FELLOW DBAGGER October 13, 2007