buzzard

A person who’s posture resembles that of a buzzard, often accompanied by scruffy hair.

mike strenkowski aka the buzz

by KKC August 26, 2004

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

buzzard

Slang term for marijuana.

Plur. buzzard
Sing. buzz

Hey, sarp, got some buzzard?

by MechanicalTimi & Valentine July 2, 2005

buzzard

a cool brat

macy jae smith

by jessica walker June 25, 2004

Buzzard875

the 875 is an acronym

the '8' of '875' is a number version of 'B' which stands for 'Beyond'

Hence '7' is the number version for t and stands for 'the'

Thus 5 is the number version of S which stands for 'stars'.

A buzzard is a graceful bird of prey that has the momentum, grace and lack of mercy and lots of cunning

So if someone owns you at a game you call them a 'buzzard875' as they must come from beyond the stars if they are so good at the particular game.

by Craig Buzzard March 15, 2005

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017