When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous
by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

he took a bagel, rubbed it butter-side-down on his boyfriends butt and then gave him the south end buttery
by Allie Mac April 3, 2009

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.
by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

1) Having an accute sense of style, originating from within or around the ghetto (da hood)
2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit
- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit
- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq
Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
Isales: Thanks bro.
Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
by Scotty McScotterson November 16, 2009

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt
Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).
by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

by birthinghipsforyou April 9, 2020

An action that is as smooth as butter.
A guy sees girl and says to his friend watch this. He walks up to the girl and says, "There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms." The girl melted and his friend said that was buttery.
by buttery101 September 13, 2016
