buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

buttplug

noun, an anal dilator

This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century.

See also: arseplug, assplug

He pushed on the buttplug, making her grunt.
Pushing her legs up in the air, he grabbed the buttplug and twisted it out of her bum.

by Tiago Zuhr August 17, 2008

Buttplug

A rubber instrument inserted into ones ructum

I can't sit down because i have a buttplug up my arse

by Nic February 10, 2004

buttplug

A slang word meaning a lawyer

"i've got an appointment for a $400 buttplug!"

by L, adam June 28, 2007

buttplug

Any relatively large object -- usually made of rubber -- that can be firmly thrusted into one's butt, which in turn engenders a strong feeling of euphoria.

"Holy Shit! That buttplug you just inserted into my anus felt so good it should've been illegal!"

by Leeroy Jefferson Jenkins September 25, 2005

Elmer's Buttplug

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue

"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016